Now I understand why there were those rumors of Jennifer and Gerard hooking up. And then later rumors of Jennifer being obsessed with Gerard.
Jennifer is one of those girls who, if she desperately likes a guy, will completely invent reasons why the guy likes them, too. For example, when I let a friend borrow my pencil during a college exam, she took it as I was willing to give my peepee to her at any time of the day. But that just wasn't true, I had more important things going on. Like Everquest.
And now Jen is fooling herself into thinking that Gerard is the next John Mayer in her life. She is reading into all of the sexy photoshoots and filming together and making it into a relationship. So when he banged her (probably), she took it as he liked her and wanted to always give his peepee to her. Classic Jennifer.
She should really avoid becoming a Hollywood spinster and hook up with me. I can make a mean chicken quesadilla.
