Amy Winehouse's Terrible MTV Europe Performance!

You have to see this Amy Winehouse performance at the MTV Europe Awards in Munich, Germany! She looks like death and she sounds like what you would hear if a cat was being burned alive in an alley... well, if the cat was high and/or drunk because there's absolutely no life in her voice.

She kind of reminds me of what I sound like when I'm absolutely hammered at the club tryin' to pick up some nice, fresh baby carrots. You know how it is, guys... you go up to a chick and you think everything's coming out nice, but really, everything you say comes out in a deep, incoherent voice that appears to be leaving your lips in slow-motion... followed by a little bit of stray saliva on the chick's face. Yea, never an attractive look. So, Amy's basically just like me when I'm hammered... only anorexic. Nice.

11.02.07 at 11:37:21 AM