The Black Eyed Peas performed an impromptu, non-advertised concert last night in Times Square to celebrate the launch of the Samsung 3D LED TV. Apparently musicians care just as much about tech product launches as they do Haitian earthquakes and other natural disasters... or it's just too easy for them to put on a surprise concert. I did hear once that Jessica Simpson started singing at a In N Out Burger because they gave her extra fries and a pickle spear.
Hilary Duff, a future target of my public sexual harassment, floated in on a wave of ethereal beauty. She rubbed elbows with people like Andy Samberg, who is the goofiest MFer to ever grace the stage of SNL. If she can deign to be in the same vicinity with tards like that, our stalker-stalkee relationship is going to work out wonderfully.