Nothing against people who are of normal height and weight, or even little chunkers, but I just wanted to make a comment. Jessica Simpson - oh how far you have fallen. Gone are the days of Daisy Dukes and bending over in order to get out of a ticket. Now what do you have? Some jiggly armfat and an ugly dress.
And aren't you supposed to not wear prints when you're looking fat? Or maybe it's tight dresses. ... or maybe you just shouldn't appear in public when you're starting to look a little bit like a Krispy Kreme donut yourself. ... Yeah, I think it's the third.
