I knew I loved dogs for a reason.
Jessica Simpson finally gives the public a decent look at her goodies as she bends over to play with someone's puppy. And let me just say, her sweater puppies are looking mighty happy that they are getting played with, too.
Jessica has been pretty tame on the slutty outfits front because of the whole "getting fat" thing, but she really needs to let go an embrace it. Her chest has been growing at an exponential rate. She REALLY just needs to unleash that beast. Any weight gain will be forgotten if she starts flashing those massive bombs. My bet is that Jessica Simpson's net worth will even increase if we get a look at those now-ridiculously large jugs.
On a side note, I need to start working on another way to meet hot celebrities. "Using a Dog to Get Entangled With Them and Start an Awesome Conversation" was right after "Send Them Naked Videos of Myself Every Day"... and that didn't work out too well. But I can't just copy Ms. I Have a Cute Dog. Back to the drawing board.
