The Scariest Thing You'll Ever See

I used to have my doubts that Gerard Butler was actually an attractive person - but now this proves it. He isn't. Whatever woman is honestly attracted to him must only be because she feels sorry for the goofy looking turd. What is wrong with women??? He looks like he crawled out of the bowels of hell only to snatch Jennifer into the most awkward hug for the ages. ... which she apparently loves.

The manbeast-manwhore Gerard Butler (probably) isn't actually dating Jennifer, but it doesn't look like he has any trouble rubbing that disgusting beard up against her face.

Jennifer Aniston deserves a nice, disgusting non-celebrity such as myself. True, I may look even worse than Gerard Butler, but I won't treat her like poo and bang Nicole Scherzinger behind her back. Although I wish I could. :(

3.12.10 at 10:50:34 AM