Kristin Cavallari could learn a thing or two from Heidi. Look at how friendly Heidi is, smiling and waving to people! Thrusting out her big, silicone chest in their direction! It's quite sweet, really. Heidi even went the extra effort to dress in a super-slutty miniskirt and killer heels. And what does Kristin do? She just forgot to put pants on.
After some thinking about how hot these photos are and how I'd really like to be that can of hairspray, I'm not even sure what these people do all day in order to get a million paparazzi photos online. I'm convinced that Heidi just wanders about from store to store, looking pretty. Kind of like a cute show-dog. A cute show-dog that the entire male population of the United States would enjoy defiling.
