Oh how I love it when the mighty fall. And then one of their mistresses makes a web site listing all of their "sexting." Tiger Woods' mistress #245, the porn star Joslyn James, threw up a website called www.sextingjoslynjames.com that lists about 100 dirty texts that Tiger sent to her. Here some examples, via TMZ:
The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
- Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight.
-Parent hood melt down :)
- Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k.
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
- Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight.
-Parent hood melt down :)
- Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k.
I mean, who hasn't slapped their girlfriend around, offering golden showers and dirty, dirty threesomes? I mean I know I have. In my dreams.
It just goes to show you that any text message, email, or IM you send is never really "gone." Someone, somewhere will be able to find it. So Kate Beckinsale, please stop sending me all of those dirty text messages and pictures of you only wearing a g-string. GOD, that's annoying.
