Funeral Service Held For the Osmond Teen

A funeral service was held on Monday for Michael Bryan Bosil, the son of Marie Osmond. In the Osmond way, there was singing and laughter in memory of their son. Both Donny and Marie were present at the funeral, along with Michael Bryan's other siblings. The details of the funeral are as follows, thanks to the Associated Press:

Bryan was a first-year student of apparel manufacturing at the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising and had planned on a career in retail marketing and design, according to a biography of his life read by the family's Henderson, Nev.-based church bishop, Gary C. Milne.

The life sketch, a traditional part of Mormon funeral services, described Bryan as a hardworking, self-motivated person who loved sports, the arts, traveling and a good meal - from sushi to Peking duck and Italian pastas. An accomplished musician, Bryan played five instruments and wrote his own songs. He was also dedicated to service and since high school had been working with special needs children, Milne said.

In sharing their memories, Bryan's siblings painted a portrait of a close-knit family, where laughter and music - along with whipped cream fights in the family kitchen and other games - were often present, with Bryan at the center of the fun, despite his sometimes quiet manner.

Blosil committed suicide by jumping out of his Los Angeles apartment building. He was a talented and happy young man who will be missed by his family and fans of the family alike.

3.09.10 at 08:56 AM   

Cheryl Tweedy is a Cute Regimental

It's a shame that more people don't dress in cute little soldier clothing like Cheryl Tweedy. Granted, she is physically perfect and angelic in every way so the result is always good on her. Cheryl would look perfect with or without clothes. ... ... actually, maybe a little bit better without.

I especially love how she flashes her slutty tat on X Factor during her performance. It makes me, and many other men, think of something X-rated indeed. Something specifically involving bananas, stripper outfits, handcuffs and buttercream icing.

3.09.10 at 07:44 AM   

Leighton Probably Forgot Her Pants

I'm not sure if this is a mini-dress or if Leighton forgot to put on some pants this morning. I'm hoping it's the latter, because that's much hotter than a dress that goes up past her crotch. ... ... wait, wait no. I take that back. The dress is hotter.

This is supposedly at a pre-Oscar event, but usually those aren't so slutty. The Academy Awards are usually full of elegance and history. Not Leighton's naughty bits and hooker-fashion.

3.08.10 at 12:14 PM   

Lil Wayne is in a Lil Jail

Life must suck rapper Lil Wayne - he is going to be sentenced over an illegal gun possession. Funny thing is, the gun was loaded and on his tour bus and not actually in his possession. Those judges and their crazy definitions. According to the AFP:

After delays from surgery on his diamond-encrusted teeth and a courthouse fire, rapper Lil Wayne was finally due to be sentenced to prison Monday on a gun possession charge.

Wayne, 27, was expected to be handed a one-year sentence in New York criminal court as part of a plea deal in which he pleaded guilty to attempted possession of a loaded semi-automatic handgun. [...]

The diminutive, heavily tattooed singer, winner of four Grammys in 2009, pleaded guilty in October to the attempted weapons charge after a .40 caliber pistol was found on his tour bus, although not actually in his possession.

In 2009, Lil Wayne won 4 Grammys... not bad for a "criminal." Personally I think that people are being hyper-sensitive. He is a black rapper with tattoos literally covering his entire body and people were SURPRISED that he had a loaded gun on his tour bus? It's not like he actually open fired on some Crips during the road tour. He was just preparing for said massacre.

3.08.10 at 11:57 AM   

Lindsay's Fashion Fail

Lindsay is like the whorish little engine that could... she just keeps trying, no matter how many times she fails. Her big "oops" this time was that her fashion line, Ungaro, was so horrible that places are dropping it right and left.

Neiman Marcus and Net-A-Porter.com have done away with Ungaro for Spring 2010, deciding that it was much too trashy for their selection of goods. The dresses were short, skanky and just not high-fashion material. Although some reviews of the clothing were good, labeling it "fun," the overwhelming opinion was that Lindsay failed and should probably go back to smoking crack and pretending that she acts.

Maybe if Lindsay can bribe TNT to show The Parent Trap over and over for a few weeks, everyone will forget about Grown Up Whore Lindsay and remember Cute PreTeen Lindsay. Sigh. Those were better days.

3.08.10 at 11:49 AM   

Ben Roethlisberger is a Little Handsy

Ben Rethlisberger, although he is one of the stars of the Pittsburgh Steelers, has been under scrutiny as of late. It has been reported that he has raped a woman and it might actually be real. Ben could be facing charges for the crime. According to TMZ:

The woman accusing Ben Roethlisberger of sexual assault was "hysterical" when she spoke with cops ... this according to a source at the Milledgeville Police Department.

We're told Ben's accuser arrived at the P.D. with three other women. According to a source at the police department, Ben's accuser was extremely emotional and looked like she had been crying for hours.

What Ben needs to learn is how to keep a B quiet. You can't give her unwilling time with the Little Steeler and expect her to be cool about it. At least threaten to pummel her 2 year old son if she talks. Get it right next time, Ben.

At the moment, Ben hasn't been charged with anything. Some people may be skeptical of the girl's honesty, but I believe her. Girls NEVER lie about this kind of thing.

3.08.10 at 11:37 AM   

It's Oscar Time Again

Yep, it's that time of year again - Oscar time. That special day when all of the d-bags in Hollywood come out of the woodwork to become self-congratulating idiots. Sometimes I forget that the winners aren't picked based on how much money they make or how much people like them... it all comes down to who is "due" and which people the Academy likes. I actually applaud The Hurt Locker producer who was spamming the Academy in order to get votes (and then ended up getting banned from the ceremony). If that's how they want to play it, then buttering up the panel is the right way to win.

Sigh.

Well, at least the Oscars mean that very expensive fake chests will be put on display in very expensive dresses.

3.08.10 at 11:01 AM