A couple of weeks ago, I posted a rumor that Alaskan d-bag Levi Johnston was going to pose completely nude for Playgirl. I prayed to all sorts of gods that he would die or something else would stop it from happening, but they weren't listening. People reports:

In case you might've had a little hope for the world, I'm going to assume this killed that forever. A governor running for vice president of the United States has a daughter who gets knocked up, and now the father is going to get naked for gay men everywhere. Let's just let that sink in for a while...

Sean Penn was trying to get an interview with Fidel Castro last week, and I have no idea if he did because I don't really care, but now Hugo Chavez, the leader of Venezuela, is saying Sean Penn intends to film a movie there. AFP says:

Venezuela must be pretty bored if this is all their president has to say, but regardless, I look for Sean Penn to maybe see a movie with Kim Jong Il next. They should definitely see Couples Retreat, that Jason Bateman is a hero.

It couldn't have been more than 2 months ago when police arrested some creepy old man living in a 10x10 shack for stalking Miley Cyrus, and now there seems to be another case involving Miley and her possible death. According to a source:

I'm going to guess this dude was just with his friends and thought it'd be funny to threaten a 16 year old girl's life. As hilarious as murder is, I can see why this would be cause for concern. However, calling it a terroristic threat is a little over the top. Now if he had said, "Hey, it's Miley Cyrus, I'm going to f**king kill you...and then strap a bomb to my chest and run into the mall!" I could maybe see it then.

According to TMZ, Dalene Kurtis who was Playmate of the Year in 2002 is suing her ex-boyfriend for generally beating the crap out of her:

The first and most important question to ask here is....there's a Bumblebee Tuna fortune? Weird. But anyway, Dalene is obviously looking for some easy cash and, if there's any truth to the breast pop claim, I hope she gets it because you just don't mess up science's greatest invention like that.

Here's Olivia Wilde in an Antoine Verglas photo shoot, looking like a girl deserving of Maxim's #1 hottest girl of the year. She's been looking very average lately, so it's good to see her finally step it up a bit and live up to her title. Then again, living up to Maxim's view isn't exactly difficult seeing as how Michelle Obama made the top 100. Seriously, what the H? I'm not even sure she's in the top 100 first ladies, let alone living women.

Tila Tequila, the ultimate case of being famous for absolutely nothing at all, was spotted out and about last night. And someone cared enough to take these pictures, so I'm caring enough to post them. I really can't believe she's managing to keep her fame she gained from MySpace or whatever she did. Someone should really check to see if she's even here legally because I heard something like 97% of all Asians are illegally living here. Yeah, I made that up.

Well, this is definitely the best picture ever taken since cameras were invented back in the 1300s by Vikings. There are so many weird things in here that I can't even begin to comment on it. The dog with down syndrome peaking its head out the window is probably the best part, but Kristen Bell taking ransom pictures of a baby she just kidnapped is pretty good too. I love this picture, I'm blowing it up and hanging it in my room.