Tracy Morgan was fell unconscious at a Sundance Film Festival award ceremony over the weekend. He was there being honored at the Creative Coalition Spotlight Awards in Park City, Utah. People feared that he was intoxicated during his acceptance speech and he was escorted out immediately after. Then, Tracy passed out. A spokeswoman for Park City Medical Center, the hospital that Tracy was taken to, claims that no drugs or alcohol were found in Tracy's system upon medical evaluation.

Morgan's rep, Lewis Kay, also released a statement saying, "From a combination of exhaustion and altitude, Tracy is seeking medical attention."

I smell a cover up... but I don't really care. As long as Tracy still makes me laugh, he's good with me.

Joe Paterno was the legendary former football coach at Penn State University for literally longer than most of this athletes were alive. Unfortunately, over the weekend Joe Paterno died... after all of the scandals about Jerry Sandusky and his cancer were out in the open.

His family released a statement that reads, "He died as he lived. He fought hard until the end, stayed positive, thought only of others and constantly reminded everyone of how blessed his life had been. His ambitions were far reaching, but he never believed he had to leave this Happy Valley to achieve them. He was a man devoted to his family, his university, his players and his community."

Unfortunately, the world isn't just going to let Joe rest in piece. Margie Phelps, the piece of sh*t daughter of Pastor Fred Phelps, announced on Twitter today the Westboro Baptist Church would be picketing the funeral of former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno. I can only assume that the church is focusing on Joe Paterno because of his involvement in the Jerry Sandusky case. ...Why no one has burned that church down is a mystery to me.

Chris Hemsworth (better known to the internet as Mighty Thor, a Norse god and a very pretty man) was seen giggling and using a waterslide like a little girl. But he is no less a man! After all, the Mighty Thor did impregnate the gorgeous Elsa Pataky and then celebrate by having a water slide party with Matt Damon. What did you do this weekend? Drink Bud Light until you passed out on your mother's couch?

I bet Mark Wahlberg's face is really red. Just one day after claiming he could have saved Flight 93 on 9/11, Zoe Saldana one-upped him by actually saving an old woman in a traffic accident in Los Angeles. The "Avatar" actress was driving in Culver City when she noticed an accident; she rushed to the aid of an elderly woman in one car, helped her out and lead her over to the sidewalk. Zoe then called 911 on her cell phone and waited for the ambulance to arrive with the woman. Beat that, Marky Mark.

Sarah Burke, a master at freestyle skiing and a 4-time X Games gold medal winner, passed away today because of injuries that she sustained during a skiing accident. The 29 year old athlete was training at the Park City Mountain Resort in Utah and took a violent spill in a super pipe on January 10th.

Sarah went into cardiac arrest shortly after the accident, was resuscitated and then airlifted to a nearby hospital. Apparently, she tore a major artery during her fall and she underwent surgery to repair it.

She was put on life support not long after the surgery and she died today surrounded by her family and loved ones. A tragic reminder that 1.) life is short 2.) athletes put themselves through hell to do what they do.

Unfortunately, no, there isn't a Katy Perry Realdoll coming out (look it up). But what is happening is almost as good (if you can get aroused by animated characters... and I know you can). Katy Perry is going to be a character in "Sims 3: Showtime."

Personally, I'm a fan of The Sims. I can make a family and have sex with or kill anyone I want. If you're REALLY good at it, you can even make Sims that look like real people who would never, ever date you and you can have your way with them. Like putting them into a room with no doors and letting them die. (I've been seeing someone about my issues, thanks.) So go buy that game and abuse your god-like powers!

Mark Wahlberg should have been on Flight 93. Not because I wish he would stop being so handsome and charming, but because he claimed he would have been able to save the passengers from their fate if he was on board.

In an interview he gave with Men's Journal he stated, "If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"

So Mark Wahlberg would have been able to do what a flight full of passengers were completely unable to do? You know, that's not insulting or disrespectful at all. :)