During the finals of the X Factor (horrid reality television), Leann Rimes performed a duet with child star Carly Rose Sinclair. It was nothing but boring runs and awful facial expressions... until America realized that Ms. Rimes was most likely drunk. Or stoned. Or both:

Soneclars mother is livid that Rimes would dare say Carly Rose was "nervous and had trouble hitting the right notes."

(Rimes says she was sober) but says if things were awkward, it was only because, "I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song."

Bar Raeli's new Christmas underwear collection from Under.me makes me feel funny inside. It's like, I know she doesn't know me, but I assume she is in love with me. Could it be a Christmas miracle?!?!

I hate to stereotype people and slot them into holes... but it's obviously that Miley doesn't want anything in her slot, because she is acting like some butch lesbian on steroids. Not that there is anything wrong with lesbians, but Miley is parading around town in a strange dominatrix getup, practically begging the public to ask her why. And we know why. (L35B14N!)

Much like the clever and charming Tyrion in Game of Thrones, Peter Dinklage is boss. Here he is walking around one of his rescues (he cares about animals, making him even more awesome). I've considered stalking him, but I wouldn't want to have a negative impact on his life.

Nothing says CLASS like displaying your vagina at the premiere of the movie adaptation of one of the most beloved musicals of all time. At the premiere of Les Miserables in NYC, Anne Hathaway slid out of her limo, displaying her nether regions ... and strange bondage boots. Normally, this would please me... but don't you dare taint Les Mis for me, Anne. Don't you dare.

A strip club in NYC called Scrores is offering to pay off $16,000 of Lindsay Lohan's debt... that is, if she hosts an online chat on their website. And I assume they mean a private "chat." (The quotes means she will be taking off her clothes like a proper webacam girl.) At this point LiLo, it might be worth considering...

Kristen Stewart was at the premiere for On The Road last night... and of course she looked like a total crazy. She was wearing some strange 2 piece jumper with transparent material over it and it just confused my head and my nether regions. If I wanted to feel this conflicted about being attracted to someone, I'd keep dating my underage girlfriend.