Well This Sums it Up

Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin's daughter's baby and Playgirl superstar, has said that Jon Gosselin is a good guy according to People:

Levi Johnston says he has a lot in common with Jon Gosselin.

"He's a good guy," Johnston told PEOPLE at Wednesday's sex-oriented Fleshbot Awards in New York City. "He's kind of in the same situation I am right now. He's a good dad and he gets a lot of bad press. He's getting the same bad image as I am and it ain't true. I can relate to that."

Johnston, 19, who met Gosselin in New York on Nov. 8, even received some parenting tips from the dad of eight, which might come in handy if the Alaskan wins his suit to gain joint custody of his child with Bristol Palin.

Parenting tips? I hope the first tip was "take care of your kid instead of posing naked for gay men" but I have a feeling it wasn't. The only thing we can pray for at this point is that Levi doesn't also have 8 kids. If he does, it's suicide for me. You can find me in my closet hanging from a coat hanger with a bullet in my head. I'll let you figure out which method did the job.

11.12.09 at 09:57 AM

Harvey Keitel Gets a Role in Little Fockers

Harvey Keitel was just cast for a role in Little Fockers, the sequel to Meet the Fockers. This means there's probably going to be some kind of funny mafia uncle-type in it because I can't imagine what else he'd play. Maybe a troubled electrician, who knows. Anyway, Reuters reports:

Harvey Keitel has joined the cast of the "Meet the Fockers" sequel.

Regulars Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Robert De Niro, Blythe Danner and Owen Wilson are returning, along with newcomers Jessica Alba and Laura Dern.

It looks like a great cast, so it'll definitely have its funny parts. Unfortunately, the box office disaster herself, Jessica Alba, is going to be in it, so one way or another, it won't do as well as the last two. Putting her in a movie is insurance that it'll bomb and, if you don't believe me, please name one box office success she's been in. The Fantastic Four movies don't count. Neither does Sin City. But the rest, all horrible.

11.12.09 at 09:30 AM

Taylor Swift Wins Entertainer of the Year

Taylor Swift won a whole bunch of awards at the Country Music Awards last night, but don't worry, there were no signs of Kanye West because country musicians have a strict "no blacks" policy. Of course I'm lying about that, I think it got overturned last year because Darius Rucker seems to be making country music now. But anyway, back to Taylor. According to the AP

Swift quickly shed her opener status and shook up the music world with an incredible year that included the best-selling album, a concert tour that sold out almost immediately and, now, a historic night at the CMAs that included becoming the youngest winner of the association's highest honor.

The CMA's more than 5,000 members � often cited as a conservative bunch � seemed as taken with Swift as the rest of the music world has been. She won all four awards for which she was nominated, snapping Kenny Chesney's streak of four entertainer wins in the last five years and Carrie Underwood's three-year run as top female vocalist.

Normally, I would start making fun of her considering she's 6' tall 85 pounds and sings country music, but I saw her on SNL last weekend...and she was actually pretty funny. So good job, Taylor! Maybe celebrate with an M&M or two.

11.12.09 at 09:01 AM

Mike Tyson Arrested for Punching a Photographer

Getting all up in Mike Tyson's face to take a picture of him is a little different than getting up in Kate Gosselin's face. Everyone paparazzo should know that, but at least one didn't. And he paid for it. TMZ reports:

We're told Tyson was at a ticket counter at the United Airlines terminal when the incident occurred. The photographer got punched in the face, hit the ground, got up and began walking, leaving a trail of blood. An LAPD spokesperson said the photographer suffered a minor laceration to the forehead. Someone at the scene tells TMZ ... the photographer got very close to Tyson before the boxer struck him. Our says there's blood on the ground and Mike was taken away in a squad car. We're told an ambulance was dispatched at 4:39 PM to LAX and the paparazzo was transported to a local hospital.

Just an idea, but maybe sticking to taking pictures of Lindsay Lohan or Richard Gere on exotic vacations is the better choice for this guy. He probably won't be carving out a "boxer" niche anytime soon, that's for sure.

11.12.09 at 08:56 AM

Yikes

I'm not sure what died and replaced Jennifer Garner's head with itself, but someone needs to kill it with a shovel asap. This is the first time in my life I've felt sorry for Ben Affleck. No one should have to go through the letdown of marrying Elektra only to be left with Elektra's younger, male cousin with cancer. Poor guy.

11.12.09 at 08:50 AM

Sophie Turner is Up and Coming or Something

You probably don't know who Sophie Turner is mostly because no one knows who she is yet. But all celebrities have to start somewhere, so it might as well be here on this esteemed blog. Apparently these pictures are from her music video "The Good Life" and, if you're Sophie Turner, it's pretty obvious why you would have a song called that. Maybe I should follow suit and make one called The Complete Crap Life. What a hit that would be.

11.12.09 at 08:45 AM

Emma Stone is Cool

Emma Stone, who you probably know from Superbad or Zombieland, is probably the coolest female celebrity in Hollywood. I specify female because the coolest overall is still Martin Short. But anyway, if you've ever seen an interview of her, you know what I'm talking about. So check out this new photo shoot of Emma in Women's Health - November issue.