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Let\'s face it - some party girls are insane! And not just the cute \"aw, look she is drinking a case of beer\" insane. I mean like she took stole all your weed, did 10 shots of vodka and is now begging a bouncer for cocaine. And I don\'t mind. The more messed up they are, the hotter they are. :) ... [Full Story]
About three weeks into the first semester, college freshman realize that college isn\'t exactly a fun time treat. It\'s a lot of work, stress and stressing about work. Two MORE weeks into the semester and girls realize that it\'s ridiculously easy to get beer underage. That\'s when it becomes a bad decision marathon. Yay! ... [Full Story]
What\'s awesome about this day and age is that literally NO ONE resists temptation. That\'s why it\'s so awesome that there are so many hot girls. Just walk up to them in the bar, and whether they are dating someone or not, they are fair game! And don\'t even get me started on married girls... they\'re even better to have! So enjoy looking through this online catalog of Girls You Should Go Sleep ... [Full Story]
People need to learn to appreciate the good things in life. Crappy things are always going to happen... but you want to know what\'s also always going to happen? Hot girls wearing itty, bitty bikinis. And staring at said girls in tiny bikinis can make just about everything better. So why not do some of that? ... [Full Story]
*Warning.* This is extremely hot. You will literally be unable to do anything else for the rest of the day, so don\'t even pretend that you\'re going to mow the lawn, prepare your quarterly taxes or take your hamster for a walk. ... [Full Story]
Let\'s get this straight. I don\'t like women. Talking to them makes me uneasy and I kind of hate their values. I just want to have sex with them. ... the caveat is that I\'m still a virgin. So you can imagine just how bitter I feel about women. Galleries of them making out with each other make me feel marginally better. That\'s why I continually make galleries of hot girls. ... [Full Story]
There are some things in life that people just need to accept. Like this little truth nugget: there are just going to be some people that are way too attractive to talk to you. Don\'t be offended if the 9.3 hottie won\'t talk to your 2.4 face. It\'s just a number game, really. 10s date 10s. 3s sit inside and play World of Warcraft. It\'s just a fact. ... [Full Story]
I\'m not sure I understand what makes these girls so attractive. Is it their faces? Hair? Tight bodies? Yearning to get drunk and take slutty pictures of themselves? ... well whatever it is, it\'s giving me some kind of complex. And something else. ... [Full Story]
Why do I absolutely love girls with daddy issues, you ask? Well, every girl that you see on \"Girls Gone Wild\" or in Playboy has daddy issues. They never got enough male attention growing up. And now that they are adults, they just can\'t get enough of it. BOOM. Psychology. ... [Full Story]
It\'s about that time, my friends! It\'s August. Soon, little college girls will be leaving home for the first time and they will start living with their freshman peers in their dorms. And what does that mean? They\'re going to get trashed and let creeps like me hang out with them. Jackpot. :) ... [Full Story]
I guess it\'s good that fall is coming... that means sexy co-eds are going to be back in their dorms, getting drunk and losing their clothes. I need to enroll in a community college as soon as possible, because if \"Community\" taught me anything, that means I will find a group of lovable misfits and I\'ll hook up with a hot professor. ... [Full Story]
It\'s absolutely silly how many hot girls are out there. And none of them will date me. That actually seems like a statistical impossibility. Just look at this chicks! They skinny, curvy, pouty, (probably) slutty and absolutely gorgeous. Why don\'t they want me? ... or at the very least, why don\'t they live next door to me and carelessly undress? ... [Full Story]