Katy Perry

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katy Perry.

Katy Perry Arriving at the Bryant Park Hotel

Everyone\'s favorite female singer with dark hair that sings about kissing girls was in New York City yesterday, arriving at the Bryant Park Hotel, which I can only assume is a hotel that wouldn\'t let people like me within 500 yards. But that\'s okay, who will get the last laugh when I become the first person ever to eat 3 boxes of Froot Loops in a single sitting like I\'m in the process of ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Heads to Katsuya Restaurant

Here\'s Katy Perry looking like she just got done knifing someone in a dark alley and is trying to flee the scene before the cops arrive. But apparently she\'s heading to a restaurant called Katsuya. Never heard of it, but it sounds like it has sushi, and I hate sushi. If I wanted to eat something undercooked, I\'d go buy a steak and eat in the parking lot of Giant Eagle...but I won\'t. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Enjoyed the Day in a Pink Bikini

The title above pretty much describes this as accurately and as in-depth as possible. I suppose I could say she was sipping some drink and walking too, but nah. So just check out the pictures maybe. ... [Full Story]

Quick, Grab her Debit Card

Here\'s Katy Perry out somewhere getting accosted by the paparazzi and then waving by with her debit card as to say, \"Haha I have a lot of money and you take pictures of me for pennies.\" That\'s kinda why I like her because it sure isn\'t her music. That song about kissing a girl makes me sick to my stomach mostly because I still haven\'t and it reminds me of the harsh, bitter truth. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry for Complex Magazine

Complex Magazine must have the best airbrush artists in the world. Granted, Katy Perry is a pretty hot chick, but Complex makes her look like blemishes and humanliness are below her. But that\'s okay, that\'s what magazines do...their sole purpose is to make the rest of us feel like ugly sh*theads. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Gets a Plaster Made from her Breasts

Katy Perry is one crazy girl. Here she agrees to get a plaster model made from her breasts! ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Gets Her Breasts Plastered

I\'m not entirely sure what the point of this is, but does it really matter? No...it doesn\'t. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Photoshoot for Esquire Magazine

Here are the photos from the April \'09 Esquire Magazine photoshoot that Katy Perry did. Anyone who doesn\'t think this chick is smokin\' hot needs his fingers shut in a car door two or three times. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Performed at the Brit Awards

I still don\'t quite understand what the Brit Awards are, and I\'m way too lazy to Google it, but Katy Perry was invited for some reason. Pretty sure she isn\'t a Brit, so maybe the awards have nothing to do with nationality. Anyway, I\'m a big fan of Katy Perry mostly because of her chest, but this make-up she\'s been wearing lately has to go. I can\'t get into trannies anymore. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Does Promo Shots for \"Thinking of You\"

From what I gather based off of these photos, the Katy Perry song \"Thinking of You\" is basically about a lonely girl who meets a boring guy that takes her on bike rides, then they crash the bike and he dies. If so, then I think it\'s safe to say lyrics writers are running out of ideas. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Steals the Grammy\'s

Originally my plan was to do a post with a collage of images of stars at the Grammy\'s, but then I realized Katy Perry\'s are the only ones that matter. No one else can just stand there and look at slutty as her. It\'s a natural gift, you can\'t teach that. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is a Slutty Performer

This gallery is from Katy Perry\'s \"Hello Katy\" tour date in San Francisco. Anyone in the first 6 rows caught several forms of STDs, but that\'s a price I\'d be willing to pay to be that close to Katy. I doubt anyone there thought she was hot though because I read a book once and it said everyone in San Francisco is gay. ... [Full Story]