Kim Kardashian

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian is Being Sued

I know, when I heard about Kim Kardashian being sued, I thought for sure her ass finally knocked someone off the side of a building or something, but it turns out it\'s cookie related. According to TMZ: The guy behind Dr. Siegal\'s Cookie Diet weight loss program has cooked up a lawsuit against Kim, claiming the reality star defamed him with a cyber-attack in which she calls the Cookie Diet ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Blows Kisses

Not to go on a rant here, but I really hate it when girls blow kisses. First of all, the kiss never actually lands anywhere. It\'s basically the girl making out with her own hand and then blowing spit all over the room. Thanks for that, but I prefer not to spread swine flu in completely non-seductive, borderline retarded ways. So when Kim Kardashian decided to do it while leaving the Wiltern ... [Full Story]

Peace

Here\'s everyone\'s favorite gypsy Kim Kardashian promoting world peace at a United Nations gathering. Or maybe she\'s at The New Westfield Culver City mall promoting some useless crap no one needs. That\'s probably more likely. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Gets Punched in the Face for a Good Cause

The Daily Mail has an article about Kim Kardashian stepping in the ring for charity and getting knocked the F out. Okay, not really, but that sounds better than just getting punched in the face with a padded glove. Anyway, read on: The brunette, famous for her curves, swapped her heels for a pair of boots as she faced her opponent, who had made the highest bid in a charity auction. But ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Was Princess Jasmine

Halloween\'s been over for 3 days but seeing as how this site has never been on the cutting edge, I think it\'s perfectly acceptable to post these pictures of Kim Kardashian dressed up as Princess Jasmine. And I\'m thinking she should always wear that outfit...to the mall, photo shoots, church, funerals, etc. ... [Full Story]

Is This All She Ever Does?

For like the 9th time in a row, the paparazzi have caught Kim Kardashian in the exciting act of...pumping gas. She\'s probably so good at pushing those buttons by now. But seriously, I know she is one of those celebrities who do nothing at all and get paid for it, but please do something more exciting than this. Another sex tape or get pregnant or maybe a combination of the two as an adult film ... [Full Story]

Jobless Gas Pumping Faceoff

When Fox premieres its new show, putting unemployed reality stars against each other in various competitions such as pumping gas the fastest and eating as many burritos as possible without puking, you know you read the idea here first. All because Kim Kardashian and Kristen Cavallari both filled up their tanks yesterday. What a small and crazy world. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Out with a Giant Drink

There\'s just something very familiar about these pictures of Kim Kardashian downing a huge beverage. I would go into detail as to why it\'s familiar, but this is a PG/PG-13 site and there\'s no room for that kind of talk. Okay, that\'s a lie, but anyway, she\'s a nice change from her enormous sister who just got married and her other sister who just got knocked up. How is it possible that Kim is ... [Full Story]

Well She Wasn\'t Lying

It seems everyone\'s favorite jobless California girl with a huge ass wasn\'t lying two days ago when she blogged about dyeing her hair back to brunette. Good move because the fake blond looked like crap and my opinion matters. Anyway, here she is out in Beverly Hills, proving she is good for her word. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is Dying

According to Kim Kardashian\'s blog, she is \"dying\"....her hair back to dark: I\'m dying my hair back dark...bye bye blonde, see u next summer! Love ya! Not exactly the most interesting news in the world, but I thought her misspelling the word dyeing was humorous. Okay, it\'s not that funny at all. Forget this, moving on. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Might Be for Rent

I\'ve been wrong before, well maybe once, so it\'s possible that I\'m mistaken, but it seems that Kim Kardashian\'s career has finally gone downhill so far that she\'s resorted to being a hooker from the early 90s. She\'s even in a high class store trying to look better just like Julia Roberts in that horrible movie with Richard Gere. Moments later, she was thrown out only to return a week later ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Goes Clubbing

When I say clubbing, that very well could mean prostituting based on these pictures, but who am I to judge? I eat spaghetti with my hands. Anyway, Kim Kardashian\'s still single after her split with NFL running back Reggie Bush, so she seems to be on the prowl looking for a new black guy to have sex on tape with. Let\'s all pull together and pray for her. ... [Full Story]