Lindsay Lohan

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is Being Sued

People is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is being sued by Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro - 3 men that were in the wild SUV ride leading up to Lindsay\'s second DUI. Although nobody was physically injured, their suit describes a wild, traumatic ride with Lohan allegedly angry and intoxicated as she went after the other car following a party. \"Dante and Jakon continued to implore ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Can\'t Stay Inside For One Day

I realize Lindsay Lohan is very famous and even more freckly, but there\'s a new batch of photos of her every single day. Surely she and Samantha Ronson stay inside and cuddle up while watching Thelma and Louise at least every once in a while. Then again, the people care. And what the people care about, the paps will photograph. I, for one, don\'t care about Lindsay unless she\'s braless or ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Thinks Bras are Itchy

Not that I\'m complaining, but the last time Lindsay Lohan wore a bra, she was like 14. Although they might\'ve made her wear one in Herbie Fully Loaded. You don\'t want to risk ruining a classic movie with a trashy chest appearance. If I\'m being perfectly honest, which I rarely am, her breasts are the only thing that save her from me completely despising her. I hate her dad, I hate her ... [Full Story]

Even More Of Lindsay Lohan on the Beach

The photographs of Lindsay Lohan and boy-toy Samantha Ronson may never stop pouring in, but that\'s okay. As long as ones like the above come in, accurately depicting Lindsay as the girl and Sam as a sea monster emerging from the water, ready to eat any vagina in sight. I thought I\'d throw the rest of Lindsay\'s recent beach bikini pictures in this gallery too. Just to bring it all together ... [Full Story]

Lindsay and Sam Went to Mexico

Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, went to a beach in Mexico to get away from it all. But no one can escape a snorkeling paparazzi with a cheap boat. The popcicle Lindsay is eating sets off a red flag that Sam apparently didn\'t see. Penis envy. It\'s real and rampant in lesbians. No girl sucks on a popcicle unless she\'s straight. Or maybe it just tastes good. I like ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Officially Comes Out Unofficially

Samantha Ronson called the horrible show \"Loveline\" yesterday to talk about Travis Barker\'s plane crash, but when Lindsay Lohan got on the phone as well, the conversation quickly went from death and tragedy to vaginas on vaginas. Host: \"Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?\" Lindsay: \"A long time ... [Full Story]

Obama Camp Says Go Away to Lindsay Lohan

After going off on Sarah Palin and Republicans, Lindsay Lohan offered to host some events for young Democratic voters. And since Barack Obama actually wants to win, he quickly put a stop to that. Chicago Sun-Times says: A top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress \'\'is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.\'\' Given Lohan\'s past ... [Full Story]

Tom Should Delete Lindsay Lohan\'s MySpace

I can\'t figure out why celebrities feel the need to spread their political opinions. We watch them for entertainment, their tits, or both. Definitely not for their views on the world. Hopefully Lindsay Lohan shuts the hell up after this latest MySpace rant: I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin. I couldn\'t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let\'s ... [Full Story]

Lesbian Wedding Bells: Sam and Lindsay to Marry

The Sun is reporting that Samantha Ronson announced she will marry Lindsay Lohan by the end of the year: Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.” She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” I have no ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Is Happy With Lesbianism

In a recent People article, we\'ve learned that Lindsay Lohan\'s life has improved with vagina-equipped boyfriend, Samantha Ronson: \"Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that,\" Lohan, referring to a star tattoo on her hand, tells Marie Claire in their October issue. Then, pointing to a little heart, she says, \"she got this.\" \"I\'m really happy,\" Lohan says, suggesting that ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Looks....Good?

For someone who typically can\'t stand Lindsay Lohan, I sure do post a lot of her pictures. So many in fact that I\'m starting to like her. I didn\'t even laugh at her freckles this time. She does look really good in these images though. They were taken at Fashion Week, and that\'s her lovely girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, with her in one of them. Of course by lovely, I mean she\'s probably a ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Says No to Playboy

In the most shocking news of the week, Lindsay Lohan has said \"no.\" They said it couldn\'t be done, but Page Six has learned she turned down Playboy: The Sapphic-leaning star has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page topless spread in Playboy\'s 55th-anniversary issue this January. \"If there\'s nudity, then the answer\'s no . . . She\'s not going down the [New York] magazine ... [Full Story]