Megan Fox

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Megan Fox.

Megan Fox Does the Unthinkable, Sits in a Car

It seems the bad economy is finally affecting the paparazzi because whoever took these pictures of Megan Fox was clearly using one of those throw-away cameras you get at Family Dollar for like 3 bucks. But even then, Megan still manages to look awesome and less-tranny than the past few days. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Leaves Chateau Marmont with a Crackhead

If I didn\'t know any better, I would swear this is a tranny hanging out with a crackwhore. A pretty hot tranny, but still Megan Fox\'s makeup lately just isn\'t working for me. But then again, she\'s leagues above the crackhead version of Amy Poehler beside her, so whatever. ... [Full Story]

New Haircut, Same Megan Fox

Whoever did Megan Fox\'s makeup yesterday either should get out of the business or they purposely wanted to make her look a little bit like a tranny. Even that FedEx guy in the background can\'t believe it, and he clearly has no style. But anyway, I think I like the hair. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is Too Hot for Kids

Exposing boys to Megan Fox at such a young age can do more damage than you might realize. I\'m not sure which way it\'ll go: either they\'ll all become horny perverts 5 years early or they\'ll always compare their girlfriends to Megan Fox from a young age. Either way, Megan at the Kid\'s Choice Awards has disaster written all over it. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Spotted Wearing a Toddler\'s Shorts

My 7 year old niece lost a pair of cut-off jean shorts back when she was 4, and funny enough, they turned up on Megan Fox all the way out in California yesterday. I must say they do look a lot better on Megan because I\'m not, you know, an incestuous pedophile... anymore. Enjoy the weekend! Do something to get in trouble. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Leaves the Dentist

Here are those pictures of Megan Fox leaving the dentist that I mentioned yesterday. I felt so guilty all day knowing there were pictures of Megan Fox out there that I didn\'t post. Now that I\'ve relieved myself of that guilt, I\'m off to steal from the charity jar at Circle K. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Outside of a Hotel

To be specific, this is Sunset Marquis Hotel in California. I really wish I somehow booked the room beside her and then an earthquake struck and knocked the wall between us down followed by a large beam pinning us together for 4 hours while the jaws of life rescued us. Sigh. A boy can dream. ... [Full Story]

Even the Homeless Can\'t Get Enough

The man in the background who hasn\'t showered since 1973 clearly has a thing for Megan Fox. All I can say is, join the club buddy. These were taken as Megan was leaving Little Dom\'s restaurant in Los Feliz apparently alone. I should\'ve been there, it was clearly my chance....to get pepper sprayed and arrested. ... [Full Story]

WTF Is This?

What kind of inbreds go to the Lakers game to make out? Apparently Megan Fox and some douchebag she used to date like 5 years ago since these were taken in 2004. This was obviously pre-Transformers and pre-Megan Fox mass mysteria, but it\'s still upsetting to a stalker like me. ... [Full Story]

How\'s Your Knowledge of Celebrity Racks?

In case you missed the Celebrity A$$ post featuring the rumps of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and others, check that out first. Now that you\'ve done that, let\'s move on to the front of celebrity chicks. See if you can guess whose b00bies all of these are, then click the thumbnail to see the high resolution version. Some of these are pretty tough to guess, but all are f\'n HOT. Enjoy, I ... [Full Story]

Here We Go Again

For what seems like the 100th consecutive day, here are some pictures of Megan Fox walking somewhere. I thought the 4th or 5th gallery of Megan walking through a parking lot or down the street would get old, but I was wrong. This is pretty much the most exciting thing that\'s happened to me in months. Anyway, enough of that. Check these out. ... [Full Story]

More of Megan Fox....Sure, Why Not?

Here\'s Megan Fox doing the absolutely incredible event of exiting her vehicle yesterday. Only Megan could do such a small thing and people actually care. In fact, I\'m writing it in my diary right now: \"today megan fox got out of her car. it was sweet.\" I never capitalize in my diary. ... [Full Story]