Scarlett Johansson

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Bazaar Magazine is a Lucky Magazine

Harpers Bazaar magazine, whatever that is, landed Scarlett Johansson for its January issue and Jennifer Connelly for its February issue. If I had to decide between which one of these two I\'d bang for the rest of my life on a deserted island, I\'d just kill myself and hope for the 7 virgins thing because making the decision would be impossible. Fortunately, I don\'t have to. See mom, being a ... [Full Story]

That Woman Should Be Beaten Mercilessly

Do I even have to explain the title? Blocking Scarlett Johansson\'s cleavage like you\'re some kind of boob-saving god is grounds for a lynching. That\'s just my opinion and probably the reason people don\'t typically ask me for input. Fortunately, the wicked witch of cleavage got the hell out of the way for a few other shots, which you can view below. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson at the Premiere of The Spirit

I want to know what Scarlett Johansson\' secret is. How do you walk around looking like her and not get physically molested every hour? It\'s a good thing they keep people like me out of show business or there would be a lot more problems. Anyway, The Spirit premieres in theaters on Christmas Day. Scarlett\'s in it, Eva\'s in it, everyone\'s in it. Go see it. Oh, by the way, Scarlett blew her ... [Full Story]

Scarlett, Eva, and Sam Promote The Spirit

Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes, and Samuel Jackson all were out promoting The Spirit because, well, they\'re in it. They probably wouldn\'t promote it otherwise. I think this is outside of the Today Show, but then again, I don\'t see Matt Lauer anywhere. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Went Full Retard for Cosmopolitan

I\'m not sure what Cosmopolitan puts in the coffee of the girls they shoot, but whatever it was, it turned Scarlett Johansson into some kind of 12 year old with ADD or something. I\'m not complaining, but some of these pictures aid my fantasies very well, but someone might wanna check her out soon. Sometimes retardation doesn\'t set in til your 20s. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson at The Spirit Photocall

Where ever \"The Spirit\" photocall was, I wish I was there. Scarlett Johansson looks absolutely incredible with dark hair. She\'s like Marilyn Monroe, only dark hair and a completely different facial structure. Even better, wait til you see her in the actual movie, The Spirit. I went and saw some horrible movie the other day, The Transporter 3 I think, and they showed a preview to The Spirit ... [Full Story]

The Closest We\'re Gonna Get

Scarlett Johansson is one of the few extremely hot female celebrities that have managed to keep her top on rather than reveal it all to horny losers like me. It\'s a shame for me and my sex life, but I can\'t say I blame her. When she thinks about what millions, possibly trillions, of people around the Earth will be doing to her naked, it\'s probably a little weird. So in the meantime, here are ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson in Allure Magazine - Wow

It\'s usually pretty tough to get a \"wow\" out of me because it sounds gay and I hate any words that are spelled the same backwards. Like racecar and mom. But in Allure Magazine, Scarlett Johansson looked good enough to get fifty or sixty Wows out of me. Problem is, they\'re not in high quality resolution. If anyone has them in said resolution, send them to me so I can stuff them down my ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson is Ridiculous in Wizard Magazine

I haven\'t seen something this awesome since the last solar eclipse, and that\'s only because it just so happened that a group of girls from the college around here ran in front of my apartment topless at the same time. That still might not compare to Scarlett Johansson in Wizard magazine though. This is every geek\'s wet dream finally realized. The amount of Wizard magazine covers that are gonna ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Makes the World Happy

One appearance by Scarlett Johansson makes any place a little bit happier. It might be due to her bustiness, but in the world\'s crappy state, we\'ll take whatever we can get. Here\'s Scarlett at a Michael J. Fox Parkinson\'s Disease benefit event. Seriously, if celebrities want to raise awareness and money for these things, they should start putting out. Any donation over $300 and Scarlett ... [Full Story]

These Two Airport Bums Got Married

The two people above who look like the credit crisis got the best of them. They are also Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson. And now they\'re married according to People: Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C. Johansson, 23, began dating Reynolds, 31, last year shortly after his split from ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Gets Cozy With AIDS

Scarlett Johansson visited Rwanda to check out the AIDS situation. According to People\'s report: The actress, 23, made the journey with (RED), the initiative to help fight AIDS in Africa through business and consumer power. \"It was important for me to come here and see the issues we\'re up against firsthand,\" Johansson says in a statement. \"I came here with an open mind, wanting to ... [Full Story]