Celeb Parasite

Jessica Biel Bicycle

I don't really know why, but these Jessica Biel pictures are absolutely hilarious to me. I'm not quite sure why they're funny to me, but they are. I mean, she's just riding around on an old school bicycle wearing a pair of shoes with some sort of checkerboard print. Sure, that's a little weird... but it's not that funny. Now that I think of it, I think this being hilarious may have something to do with this kid neighborhood boy named Bobby.

You see, he was retarded, and he would always ride around on his bicycle with a big goofy helmet on... of course, Jessica wasn't wearing a helmet out in Brentwood over the weekend, but she still looks retarded. Which isn't a bad thing... Bobby was a great kid. So, in some ways, this is my way of paying homage to you, Bobby. So, if you're out there, enjoy what I've done for you.

11.05.07 at 09:21:37 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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