Katie Holmes ran the New York City Marathon yesterday and she was beaming pretty bad while she did it.. which isn't a bad thing. In fact, notice how she doesn't even look that tired... she's in a full jogging suit at the end of the race as though she just finished a routine pilates workout. Basically, she makes the marathon look easy... and I couldn't figure out why all this time until just now... it's those nipples.
Those things are so pointy, she had to have been cutting through the air like it was butter. Frankly, I feel like that's an unfair advantage that she has up against her fellow competitors. The rule should be, if she's gonna use her nipples to her advantage like that, she's gotta go completely topless. That way, this time, when I start screaming out, "Katie, show me your boobs!" her bodyguards won't be able to do anything about it... it's just the rules baby... don't hate the player, hate the game!
