Where there are Jessica Simpson pictures, there's Jessica Simpson cleavage... so that's always a treat. Personally, I enjoy them (her breasts) most when they're just out for a stroll with her out in the chilly air and they're metaphorically "waving hello" to me via erect nipple.
However, every once in a while Jessica and her breasts come out for a reason... and this is one of those times. Apparently Jessica was busy introducing her new clothing line at Macy's Herald Square in New York City this weekend.
That's cute, how they let stupid people with big boobs design stuff for a serious clothing business who have no real expertise in the field nor a reasonable grasp on life. How does Jessica pitch a new style? I bet they give her some paper and a little school desk and throw her in the corner of a poorly lit room and say "Go ahead, Jessica, go work your design magic." She comes back with a few ridiculous doodles, the higher-ups in the company say to her "Oh, wow, Jessica, these designs are beautiful, just like you!" Only really slow, like they're talking to a retard.
Then they throw the doodles away and let real designers come up with stuff... but see, it all works out because they get to slap her name on whatever it is they come up with. Ahh, Jessica's just living the American dream isn't she? it's a beautiful thing really.
Anyway, here's Jessica and her breasts promoting her new clothing line the other day. Enjoy, kids.
