Although I'm not sure how this is possible since Miranda Kerr is 0.01% body fat - but she is showing off some very jiggly boobage. Like, even though they are still small they make Heidi Montag a little jealous. On account of Miranda having no fat whatsoever, these babies are either all silicone or all mammary gland. ... and it's disgusting to think about that under the skin. So now my boner is gone. Thanks, science.
Hopefully Miranda will be taking these little jiglets out for a ride sometime in the future, too. I know her tight little bum is a treat to look at, but I'd really appreciate it if she took the time to display her chest as well.
I mean, come on Miranda, if I'm going to start stalking you you're going to have to at least put a little effort into this.
