Please don't adjust your screen. Yes, this is that awesome. Carrie Underwood, the hottest thing to come out of American Idol since Simon Cowell's nasty, sweaty man-boobs, is cuddling with an adorable puppy. If your heart and pants are not affected by this, then I am serious when I say that you are not even human.
Why is she holding this oh-so-adorable puppy and sort of making out with it? We may never know. But I thank God that I got a chance to see this before I died. Sure, maybe I'm extra aroused by this because of the whole taboo bestiality fetish, but come on, who doesn't love the idea of Carrie getting friendly with her doggy pals?
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Regardless of fetishism, this deserves an angelic choir, clouds parting and an open cocktail bar.
