There is no other explanation. Jennifer is either a demon, a deity, or some kind of she-witch. (Or just witch, to be more accurate.) She hasn't changed one bit since 1998 and it's beginning to frighten me a little.
I used to think that she was impossibly hot for a sort-of-older woman and I would stare for hours at the naked screen caps of her and... not touch myself at all.
But looking this good for so long has made my obsession wane a little and it is now being replaced by fear. Terrible, terrible fear.
Two years from now we'll probably discover that she is undead, or is at least drinking the blood of freshly slain infants to look this good. I don't blame Gerard Butler for being close to her at another The Bounty Hunter premiere, but he might want to watch himself. Rumor has it that she eats the head off of her mates like some giant, non-sexy praying mantis.
