At first "Sophie Monkey" was a typo. But no, no I will not take it back. I'm sorry people of the world, but Sophie Monk is creepy. THERE. Someone had to finally say it. Sure her body is good but her mouth looks like a gaping maw that would lead to the bowels of hell. What exactly is going on there? Is it upside down?
Australia apparently loves her still and that's fine. For me, though, I'm adding an "only when drunk" contingency on my Sophie Monk dating rules.
Sophie, maybe you should be taking a leaf out of Heidi Mon.... White Wolf's book.
