Michelle Hunziker is what you'd basically get if you dyed Kate Beckinsale's hair blonde, smacked her around a bit to make her jaded, and made her Swiss. I like. Michelle is an actress, model, singer and a television personality... and might I add the future love of my life.
So I'll patiently wait until she realizes her recent undying love for me. Until then, I'll just practice my skills that I'll impress her with... like drinking 10 liters of Mountain Dew a day.
