Here's Vanessa Minnillo in a bikini. Yes, she's pretty hot. You can see that for yourself. However, her boyfriend, Nick Lachey, reminds me of a distinct breed of human: The Ya-Dude. Where I come from, that's what we call those little bitches who constantly get spikey, blow-out haircuts, enjoy a nice fake tan, and throw down Jaeger bombs at the club.
See, I don't really think Nick Lachey does all of those things anymore, but there's one other powerful characteristic that he does share with them... and that's thinking they're all muscular and ripped up when they do have a little muscle, but it's covered in a good, thick, healthy layer of man-fat. So, there are some similarities... oh, and the tribal wrap-around tattoo is also a common fixture on the average local Ya-Dude.
Oh and why are they called "Ya-Dudes"?.. Well, that's because they're all retarded in a certain portion of their frontal lobes such that when spoken to, they can only respond by looking confused and unintentionally saying "Yaaaa, dooood."
Honestly, I don't know who has bigger boobs, Vanessa or Nick. Either way though, he's still getting to tap some high-quality snatch... that's because hot chicks like Ya-Dudes for some unexplainable reason. It must be the fake tan and the eyebrow waxes. Nothing says "Tough Guy" quite like a trip to Sun Spa and quick hot wax. That's it, I'm gonna go tanning right now. And this time, I'm not leaving the booth until my skin starts to bleed. (Insert exaggerated man-grunt here).
Anyway here's Nick and Vanessa at El San Juan Hotel and Casino in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
