Britney Spears' new album, "Blackout," has finished at the top of the charts in its first week. Apparently, people enjoy listening to pre-recorded hog squeals. TMZ says:
So, sales aren't quite like they used to be when Britney was a nice, tight-bodied pop-tramp, but they're still surprisingly good... it's never a bad thing when you've got the #1 record on the album charts. Not bad for a little hog. You know what this means... time to celebrate! And by celebrate I mean that Britney's going to go throw a few Starbucks Frappuccinos, a couple buckets of Cold Stone ice cream, and a case of nacho cheese chalupas in a blender and suck it down with a straw while screaming out "Victory is mine!" Ahh, it's great to see Britney back in all her glory.
Here's Britney out shopping for chandeliers over the weekend. Enjoy the beef, kids.
