Too Dumb to Dance

Okay - we all know that Kate Gosselin is a stupid sack of idiot and probably isn't fit to be raising 1 child, let alone 8. So it comes as no surprise that she is also horrible at dancing and doesn't quite get the whole point of the show. It's okay Kate - reasoning skills are, like, super hard.

According to US Weekly, Kate Gosselin originally wanted her partner to be Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Via the magazine, "She wishes she had been partnered with Maks because he's a stronger personality [than Tony Dovolani], and Kate likes a man who takes charge."

Kate obviously ignored the fact that she wouldn't last 5 minutes with Maks and she is a terrible, robotic dancer. Even her partner Tony knows that Kate is a little ... in the ozone layer when it comes to grasping the concept of the show. The dancer explains: "I've spoken to Kate, and I don't think she gets the point of this thing yet. The pain on her face says it all, which is unfortunate."

Kate recently scored only 15 points with her scary/psychotic/robotic arrangement to Lady Gaga's Paparazzi.

At least Jon doesn't look so stupid now for filing legal documents with basic errors...in the wrong court system.

4.13.10 at 01:12:02 PM