I don't care what people say - a slightly chunky Jessica Simpson is a better Jessica Simpson. Sure, anorexic girls look good at fashion shows, but the girls with some meat on them are the good ones. I.E. did you see Jessica's chest? Holy crap.
She looked absolutely fantastic at this Good Housekeeping’s 125th Anniversary, mainly because her chesticles were having a hard time being contained in that teeny-tiny dress. But her hair and face were looking great, too. I don't know why more celebs want to make sweet, sweet love to her... but I can rectify that problem.
Just call me Jessica. You know my number. I've written it all over your SUV with permanent marker.
