These Petra Nemcova tight pants pictures make me happy in their own right. But, the fact that they were sent to me by Petra herself with that one of her blowing me a kiss really gets on my nerves. I mean, I think Petra's cute. But this whole desperate infatuation thing she has going on for me, sending me love notes and sappy photos like this... I just can't deal with it any longer. She's decent-looking, but she's so not worth it.
I do have a confession to make though. Even though I've told her numerous times it's never going to work out... when people ask me if I have a girlfriend, I tell them it's Petra and then I show them wallet-sized photos of this Petra Nemcova lingerie phtoshoot. Then they usually say, "Wow, you're a lucky man, she's beautiful." At which point I look away and casually say: "Yea, she's a good bitch." Yea, I'm that bad-ass... that's just how I roll.
Anyway, enjoy Petra at The P.S. ARTS Annual "Express Yourself" Charity Benefit.