Even though she is kind of on the chubster side lately, Jessica Simpson can still do whatever she wants. She doesn't lack any power in the world of Hollywood! For instance, look at the confusing dress(?) she is wearing. I thought for a second that maybe someone spilled something on her.. but no! That's just Jessica. Exercising her power to wear bad fashion and STILL look good.
I don't really miss the skinny Jessica of the past. In my head dreams, where I'm actually friends with these celebrities, she has become a kinder, gentler Jessica Simpson once she realized she is nothing but a normal person. Plus she comes with me to Starbucks to get trendy Frappuccinos. But she always steals my whipped cream. :(