You have to see these bizarre Eva Mendes pictures. Eva recently did a photoshoot for the 2008 calendar for Campari, a type of bitter Italian liqueur. In the shoot, they portray some odd scenes with somewhat of an angelic, biblical feel, almost resembling that of the paintings of Michelangelo. Now, before I continue rambling on like some kind of museum curator, I will stop speaking about the form and style of the photos here... and I will now begin to comment on Eva's hotness in a crude, raunchy manner.
How hot does Eva look in these photos!? Honestly. It makes me just want to take all that Campari she has around her, pour her a nice, elegant glass, slip some GHB in her drink and take her home with me. Ahh, nothing says romance like slipping drugs in a woman's drink. Now that's more like it. That whole artistic talk in the beginning was making me sick.
Anyway, here's Eva being hot in some sort of weird fantasy-themed calendar for the upcoming year. Enjoy, kids.
