After taking one look at the ugly dyke spike that is Hayden Panettiere's new haircut, the producers backed out of the next season of Heroes. And I am not joking. Ask the news.
Maybe Hayden knew that the former NBC hit was about to get canned and that's why she chopped off her "what used to make her hot" long, blonde hair. Now she is just a jobless midget who looks gender confused.
Milo, man, you got out of this just in time. She is crazy or her boxer boyfriend hit her around a little too much... but in either case, it was good that you cut and run. Stumpy McHayden gives me a Lindsay Lohan kind of feeling. Is an extremely drunk midget in our future?
