There's nothing quite like Kim Kardashian fully nude Playboy photos! And Kim knows that herself. Thus, she was out celebrating the glory that is her massive, naked ass on the pages of Playboy magazine in New York City last night. That's when you know you're a whore. When you throw a party for showing your naked vagina on the pages of a men's magazine. I bet there was cake and presents and close friends and family who gathered to celebrate such a dignified accomplishment in her life.
I can picture it now... Kim and her whole family sitting at a table at the party together, all of them standing up, struggling to get a peak at the pages... while Kim's in the center pointing at the magazine saying: "And this is where I show the world my vagina..." That's when her mother and father lean over and say: "Oh Kim, we're so proud of you! You have such a wonderful vagina." At which point Kim says: "Aww, thanks mom and dad... do you really think it looks nice, or are you just saying that because you love me!?" Finally, the parents stare intently at their daughter and gently stroke the side of her cheek as they say in unison: "Both, sweetheart... both!" And who knew a girl's naked vagina could bring her so close to her family!?
