How do women think of comedic genius like this??? Holding bowling balls, as if they were boobs? Classic! I mean, not any girl can hold up any roughly boob-shaped item to their chest and pretend. Only the truly talented artists can manage that. Not just any drunk college co-ed.
I should cut Holly some slack. She is a former Playmate and girlfriend of Hef; it's not like she is exactly a scholarly leader. She is hot as heck, though, so even if the best thing she can come up with is "ZOMG these look like boobies!' I need to respect that. I also respect someone who bowls. The bravery one needs to put on those funny smelling shoes and touch dirty balls.. that alone is going to earn my respect. I usually go bowling just for the beer and free diseases.
