Salma Hayek is currently in a heated battle with Kate Beckinsale to earn the title of Hottest MILF Timelord. Both of them refuse to age, still look stunning, and make 50% of the women on Earth feel like big bags of poop. Let's face it though, compared to them, they are. ... Sorry mom.
The Cannes Film Festival is apparently still happening - and Salma "Should Realize She Is Too Hot For Her Shirt" Hayek is there. I thought Cannes was a one day thing where a bunch of celebrities showed off their indie projects that they created in their spare time, but I probably haven't paid enough attention. I'm usually too busy raiding with my guild to notice the outside world. Unless Salma's A+ body is involved, of course.
