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I Wish I Was That Chip - Celeb Parasite

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I Wish I Was That Chip

Only a celebrity could turn eating a chip into a sultry act of seduction. Feeling so flustered over a tortilla chip is a little disturbing. It could be, though, that Kate Hudson is just looking really good lately. Little Goldie probably bought a bombshell bra at Victoria's Secret for $100 ... or maybe she actually did get that plastic surgery I've been hearing about. If that's the case, kudos to Dr. NoName SoCal plastic surgeon.

She is on the set of her new project with Ginnifer Goodwin, a name I'm never able to pronounce and an actress I always confuse with Jennifer Morrison. Ginnifer doesn't quite pull off the sexy chip-eating. Points for effort, though.

5.26.10 at 10:54:10 AM