Over the holiday weekend, the local cops were called to Jennifer Aniston's house because of a disturbance. The neighbors believed they heard a celeb-home invasion, but it turns out the alarm system was... just very loud and talkative? ... Uh-huh. Because I'm sure any house-security system sounds like people breaking in when it's completely fine. Yep.
Aniston wasn't home when this went down, but it all seems a bit too cover-uppy to be completely nothing. Maybe John Mayer finally broke out of her basement, where he was chained and forced to perform sexual favors on the MILF-aged Friends actress?
