Dude... Isn't She Like 17?

Seriously, this is getting out of hand. It's getting way too easy to be the "getting arrested" variety of sexual deviant. Before, you could just stare through the fence at the local girls' Catholic School and wait for a quick, strong breeze to kick up. No harm, no foul. Now there are pictures everywhere like this. There is nothing to stop me from putting this as the background on my cell phone and staring at it my entire commute to and from work. Do you KNOW what kind of harm that does to a non-pervert psyche?

After all of this underage-sort-of-sexy exposure I'm going to get arrested for sure. ... ... ah, oh well. You only live once. Look! Miley Cyrus in a spandex leotard!

6.01.10 at 11:53:02 AM