KoKo the hand-signing gorilla fantastico could even get what Kristin is laying down here... and it starts with an F and rhymes with Truck.
Why does such a sweet looking girl need to be a such a mondo b*tch? Sure it pays to have some kind of attitude, no one likes a good girl anymore, but jeez Kris. All we do is love you, stalk you, and construct monuments for you out of empty Starbucks cups and THIS is what we get in return?
I'm hurt. I think we need a break.
