It's a sad, sad day when one of the only redeeming qualities of the MTV Movie Awards is Tom Cruise. More often than not, there is at least one kind of awesome impromptu act of faux-lesbianism.
This year, Scarlett Johansson and Sandra Bullock attempted to sucked face... but it was reminiscent of the 6th grade class putting on Romeo and Juliet. Like two 12 year old leads are forced to kiss each other and they pretend to puke afterward. Usually, I can do without Mr. Cruise and his big crazy bag of Scientology - but he saved the day.
Let's just remember the fact that Time Lord Cruise is forty-seven. He could by my dad, but only cooler and with a hotter wife. Yet, he was still able to tear up the floor and make me enjoy something MTV produced way more than I should. Good show, Mr. Cruise.
