So what part of walking around in combat boots, wearing a dirty-looking wife beater and carrying a large paper sack isn't sketchy? I've got half a mind to call the cops over this suspicious activity, even if it IS Jessica Alba. .. ... ESPECIALLY since it's Jessica Alba.
At least she remembered to be a hot (maybe) terrorist. I'll forget about her creepy bag of secrets as long as she keeps looking like a Grecian goddess.
