I can't deal with how back and forth Jessica Simpson is. I need some stability in my life. I can't start obsessing over her every night, then get up in the morning only to find that she is a fatty again. I can't handle the stress. ... and I'm sure the elastic in her panties can't handle it either.
Do something Jess; call Jenny Craig or just maybe starve yourself for a few weeks. Either that or just go all in and NOM 16 cookies a day. It's time to stop riding the middle!
