It was only a matter of time before someone realized that Britney Spears and her rampantly exposed nipples were not fit to rear children.
According to the British tabloid, The Sun:
Social workers will quiz her over claims she beat one with a belt and gave both food they were allergic to - making them violently ill.
Investigators were approached by the singer's former bodyguard FERNANDO FLORES - who claims he was forced to quit his job due to Britney's erratic behaviour.
The allergy confusion was probably a simple mistake. How is she supposed to keep track of that when Starbucks has a new However You Want It Frappuccino out???
Even though I was raised on being beaten relentlessly by my father and forced to eat peanut butter and the rushed to the hospital for some epinephrine, I do have to say it's not for everyone. Or probably anyone.
Take the kids, pigs.
