Katie Price Really Wants to Get Married

Katie Price was looking particularly herpes-ridden as she came out of her bachelorette party the other night. I almost feel sorry for the poor man who was actually roped into married her horrifying slew of sexually transmitted diseases. Because it's no longer a person in there. It's a 100% AIDS, chlamydia and syphilis cocktail. She's like underage prostitutes - fun to look at - but don't you dare freaking touch them... unless you want an itchy, arrest'd future.