'Merican Celebs Get Patriotic

I know I only like the 4th of July for beer, fireworks, and sweaty, sweaty parties. I'm not unAmerican, I just know the original Declaration was signed in August and not July, so this arbitrary day in the summer is kind of pointless - so why not blow stuff up and get drunk?

It's good to see celebrities taking the same side as me. Not one of these people can name more than 3 founding fathers... but they sure know how to wear an American flag. (Which is disrespectful. Just by the way.)

7.05.10 at 11:00:00 AM