Eva Longoria is so hot, she could melt all the snow in Russia!
I always knew that Eva Longoria was one of the hottest babies out there in Hollywood, I just never stopped to think about what really was behind her perky little pink dresses and her nauseating rambling about her love for her NBA superstar husband Tony Parker, or, "Le Tony Parker," as I like to call him.
Well, in the latest issue of Russia's version of FHM, Eva shows us what's behind the fluff. And boys, let me tell you, it's amazing.
Granted, you can't read a damn thing written about her unless you're a young Boris Yeltsin, but who's looking at that anyway? Despite her last name sounding like some type of venereal disease, Eva Longoria is smoking hot.
So, raise your shot glasses full of vodka, shout out the words "to Eva!" in your best Vladimir Putin voice, and toss it back hard... because you'll need a stiff drink to tolerate your own Eva-less life after you see these pics.
