These Hayden Panettiere sports bra pictures make me happy. It seems like ever since she came back from saving the dolphins, she's been in workout clothes all day, every day. I hope that this doesn't mean that she's feeling the pressure of Hollywood to overwork her young body to the point where she eventually caves and just has massive amounts of plastic surgery done, because she doesn't need it! Hayden is the definition of baby carrot, which is my favorite term for a hot chick (when I'm not being crude and vulgar, that is).
Hayden's so cute and pure, I'd hate for that to be the case, because if so, I may have to save her. How could I save her, you ask? Well, if I ever saw her in the cafeteria drinking 1% milk with her sandwich, I'd go right up to her and say... "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." Hopefully she wouldn't realize that was a direct quote from the movie "Napoleon Dynamite." Then, she'd see that I'm not only ungodly handsome, but I'm a tender-hearted fellow as well. And at that very moment she would fall in love with me and we would embark together upon this journey we call life. But until that day comes, I'm just gonna stare at her cute little bitties in a sports bra... and I suggest you join me.
