I feel deceived. Every American doesn't look like warm, apple pie goodness like Holly Madison? But, that's not what America stands for! Aside from the rampant obesity and huge oil spills, we're all about hot chicks wearing bikinis with minimal coverage! (Actually racing to beat Brazil in said category.)
Aside from lighting my cousin Edward's unmentionables on fire with a Roman Candle... this has got to be the best treat as a direct result of the July 4th weekend!
