And this is what I get for forgetting entirely about Elizabeth Hurley. She is a MILF that should be the queen of my heart, not the love puppy of some Latino d-bag. Oh where did I go wrong?
Judging by the size of her upper-front quadrant, she is doing pretty well. I'm honestly surprised that she isn't more popular than she already is. Then again, she hasn't done anything since that one crappy movie with Brendan Frasier where she was the devil. ... no matter how stupid of a premise that sounds like, it still has to be better than Furry Vengeance.
