The police have reported in Dublin, Ohio that Ben Roethlisberger was being investigated for allegedly peeing in public at a local golf course this past Friday.
Ahh, the pride of Pennsylvania. According to the report, a woman named Nan Fowler phoned the pro shop at the Country Club at Muirfield Village around 6:53 PM and complained that a white, tall male (Big Ben) was "urinating into some trees."
The report states that Nan was informed by the woman at the pro shop that the person who fit that description was Big Ben. Nan then called police and told them that the NFL star was peeing in public.
In all fairness to Ben.. when you grow up in rural America, it's completely okay to urinate in public. Back home, it's just the masturbating that's a problem. ... Sometimes.
