Paris Hilton is spending some time in Seoul, Korea for a promotional tour sponsored by sportswear brand Fila Korea. While in Seoul over the weekend, Paris was out clubbing at JJ Mahoney's looking like the skank that she is. Here she is smiling and posing as though she's not a worthless skank.
You really have to admire the self-confidence here. And by self-confidence, I mean vanity. But I always wondered, why would a chick like Paris be so conceited? I mean, if I were her, I'd need some serious therapy just to leave my house because all of the shame I would carry with me. I mean, is she proud of her life accomplishments? If so, that must mean that she thinks being a dirty skank and getting filmed doing the nasty with random dudes is honorable in some way.
Or maybe she just doesn't understand things. I mean, I know this little retarded kid named Bobby that lives down the street from me, and one time, he hit a basketball shot down the park and all the kids felt bad and they told he was "just like Michael Jordan" to make him feel good about himself. For years, he believed that he really was Michael Jordan. And, you know, I always said... he could have been just like Mike... if he were just a little taller. Oh, and if he didn't walk around with a bicycle helmet on his head talking to himself all day. But, in his world, he was the man. Maybe Paris is just like little Bobby. It's the only logical explanation really.
Anyway, here's Paris out being skanky and disheveled. Enjoy, kids.
